1. bartyjoonyah:


    Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

    Because it was making him Moody.


    (via enochiangallifreyeanelvish)


  2. janefoster:

    basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

    (via kayelinjo)

  3. lizclimo:

    still ridiculous. 

    (via owlmylove)


  4. jemmasimmns:

    nah man but let’s just focus on what really matters here

    • girls

    (via owlmylove)


  5. myarmsareridiculous:

    me when straight girls


    (via dwightfryes)

  6. rememberthstars:

    "I meant go, not scat."

    this show is prime

    (Source: bobsgifs, via freddieboychilton)

  7. btvs meme → characters [1/5] faith lehane

    (via buffthevampireslayer)

  8. SLYTHERIN APPRECIATION WEEK: favourite quote by a slytherin or about slytherin

    "We’re like our emblem, the snake: sleek, powerful, and frequently misunderstood.”

    (via steverogrs)


  9. musicfoundme:


    YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

    (via dragonmasquerade)


  10. punkcub:

    you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell

    the expression is “going straight to hell”

    wake up america

    (via pleasecornetobrazil)


  11. nondeducible:

    sherlock watching the grapefruit blowjob tutorial and trying it on john

    (via akabess)


  12. "For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

    So collapse.
    This is not your destruction.

    This is your birth."
    — (via awaaake-my-soul)

    (Source: astrasperas, via sunflowyr)


  13. "When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman. But when you need to end a war, you get Wonder Woman."

    Gail Simone, Wonder Woman: The Circle


    (via justiceleaguers)

    (Source: theavenqrs, via yourfictionmyreality)


  14. assholedisney:

    I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

    (via mrzuipperbitch)

  15. nudityandnerdery:

    Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

    (Source: camf825, via yourfictionmyreality)