3. "You do not need pasta."
    — Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

    (via lesbi-me)


  4. ghostrightsactivist:


    I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

    to catch a redditor

    (via theothern)


  6. gowns:

    We want big boob…. not too big, gross

    we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

    no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

    oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

    and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

    (via travelling-lemons)


  7. firelorcl:

    i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

    (via bunpatrol)

  8. quietandsarcastic:

    Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

    (via deanbean-and-samjam)

  9. using nothing more than newton’s laws of gravitation, we astronomers can confidently predict that several billion years from now our home galaxy, the milky way, will merge with our neighbouring galaxy, andromeda. because the distances between the stars are so great compared to their sizes, few if any stars in either galaxy will actually collide.
    any life on the worlds of that far off future should be safe, but they will be treated to an amazing billion-year-long lightshow.
    a dance of a half a trillion stars, to music first heard on one little world, by a man who had but one true friend.

    (Source: hawwkette, via sherlockholmeson)


  10. ianoshea:

    Books are so ideal for lazy people I mean we can do all these amazing things and go to amazing places and experience all these things all while sitting on our ass.

    (via travelling-lemons)

  11. confessions-of-a-redhead:


    "I am a big girl. A voluptuous, curvy, dress-wearing lesbian. I love my body; it’s the only one I’ll ever have. I eat a lot of greens and work out and drink gin martinis and put M&Ms in my froyo and sometimes I don’t do anything but watch Project Runway. I am allowed to look sexy, feel sexy, and be in love. I am worthy of all of those things, and so are you. Own your good and bad, and all the scary parts that you’ve been covering up because it is yours and no amount of judgement can tell you how to love your body. In the words of Sonya Renee, the body is not an apology. You are magic.

    Well said!

    (via gatorsmusicnurselove)

  12. my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

    mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out alive this is no time for sugarcoating motherfuckers it’s go time

    (Source: cindymayweather, via itspeeta)


  13. mostly-jensen:


    Harry Potter is like a fine whisky; it gets better with age.

    Sherlock is like heroin; everyone is itching for their next fix.

    Doctor Who is like red wine; mature and has a big history.



    (Source: superklainelockednurse, via deanbean-and-samjam)


  14. copdoccubus:






    things to consider:

    • lady assassins 
    • lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS 

    But also:

    • lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady assassins

    lady assassins with girlfriends who are also lady assassins but they don’t know about each other’s secret double life

    Mrs and mrs smith

    Staring Natalie Dormer

    And Lucy Liu 

    (Source: hayhtam, via griffinking09)