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  2. fallenforminaj:

    Nicki Minaj to host this year’s MTV EMAS on November 9, 2014.

    (via funkyjosuke)

     

  3. certains:

    stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

    (Source: deeply, via just-another-goddamn-paradox)

     
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  5. blindbeards0llux:

    ask-an-mra-anything9:

    cakeandrevolution:

    Bottom line: If you oppose raising the minimum wage you’re saying that some people don’t deserve to be able to feed and shelter themselves and you’re trash.

    Yet I bet these feminists would have no problem with raising the minimum wage for women only, leaving men unable to feed or shelter themselves. Because feminists are trash.

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    (via scottish)

     
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  7. dajo42:

    "how do you know you don’t like it if you haven’t tried it?????"

    great logic. totally sound. let’s follow it. have you ever tried being ejected into the vacuum of space with no protective suit? no? let’s give it a go then. i am literally going to thrust you into the void. you might like it!

    (via deaneggsandsam)

     
  8. whedonesque:

    Serenity came out nine years ago today

    (via numfarofthedeathwokclan)

     

  9. thevolutionofnerdy:

    deaneggsandsam:

    no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

    I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

    (via owlmylove)

     
  10. lzbth:

    correct method

    (Source: pinkmanjesse, via thelastcenturion-thesortinghat)

     
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  12. This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans

    (Source: diegobendek, via jewishsanta)

     

  13. silversarcasm:

    my very existence as a queer person is not ‘inappropriate’ for children thank you and goodnight

    (via dwightfryes)

     

  14. royalanomaly:

    some legends are told

    some turn to dust or to gold

    but you will remember me

    remember me

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    (via clears-spooky-jellyfisharmy)

     
  15. ducktapeduck:

    topitmunkeydog:

    alltehfandoms:

    firefly-and-fae:

    topitmunkeydog:

    i killed a man

    photo courtesy of koodalinee

    That’s a sticky situation you seem to find yourself in, friend.

    DAMNIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING CONFESSING TO YOUR CRIME ON THE INTERNET?!

    Here’s what you need to do.

    Wash the knife in bleach and throw it in a sewer grate across town or a large local body of water.

    Smash the teeth out of the head and collect them all, then grind the teeth into dust (IN A DIFFERENT LOCATION THAN WHERE YOU STAY) and dispose of them.

    Cut off the fingers and strip the flesh from the bone. Feed the flesh to an animal or go all Hannibal on it and consume it yourself.

    Now comes the tricky part.

    You’re going to want to get a hold of a ridiculous amount of saran wrap, a large plastic sheet, some garbage bags, a power tool that can dismember a body (pay in cash and buy it from a store outside of your city/town), a change of clothes, and a metric fuck-ton of cleaning supplies.

    Got it all? Good.

    Roll the body on top of the plastic sheet and dismember it. (You’re going to want to do this in a fairly clear, easy to clean area), blood will spurt out of that body insanely so you better have a good stomach.  

    After you’ve got all the pieces nice and transportable, wrap them up in the saran wrap and stuff them in the garbage bags along with the clothes you were wearing when you murdered the victim and dismembered them.

    Now, drive to the nearest auto salvage yard and throw the body and the clothes you’re wearing) in the trunk on top of a spare tire or any nearby one you can find, throw a heavy fuelant on top (either a hefty amount of gasoline or some napalm [gasoline mixed evenly with cat litter or orange juice concentrate]). Punch out a tail light, ignite the body, close the trunk, and get home.

    Clean…

    Clean so much.

    Scrub until you can’t anymore and then fucking do it more. If you think you’re being too careful, you’re not.

    Finally find a GROUP of friends (people who understand your murderous tendencies), and form a solid alibi and stick to it…

    Oh, and delete your tumblr.

    I killed a blueberry

    they are either a writer or a murderer 

    (via einsteinsnipple)